Due to the recent lack of bright shining moonlight, University of Wisconsin Department of Admissions and Recruitment has reported that enrollment has declined by 17 percent, while applications are down 34 percent.
Confusion and anger blossomed on State Street Wednesday afternoon when Starbucks announced to basic white girls, your mom and the world at large that they would be introducing a new drink to their repertoire of Holiday inspired beverages to challenge the big spoon position of the Pumpkin Spice Latte: the Chestnut Praline Latte.
This weekend, as the grand event of UW-Madison’s 104th Homecoming, the campus will be unveiling the brand new steps of the fucking bat-shit crazy Bascom stairs.
The class debates what happens when a TA is absent from discussion.
Earlier this month, the new dating app, Luxy, was released on the App Store. Priced at $2,000, Luxy targets the top one percent, a historically underrepresented group in online dating. Since its release, the app’s users have raved about the diversity amongst wealthy individuals.
Next Saturday night, State Street will play host to Madison’s most popular Halloween event, Freakfest. For those who attending only for the first time, or for those who have attended for every year in town, here are some candid truths about the festivities that may differ from what you had expected.
Three semesters into his employment at the Gordon Commons Dining Hall, sophomore Donnie Stefanie came to the conclusion that settling as a part-time dishwasher/server/cashier might be his best choice.
The deadline for winter and spring internships is coming soon and you need to improve your portfolio. Here are some helpful ideas for how to turn that résumé into a resumA+.
Not everything we filmed for Friday 8:55 has made it into the final cut. Here’s some bloopers and clips that we left on the cutting room floor.