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“Cold Water Challenge” massive success for baptizing teenagers
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“Cold Water Challenge” massive success for baptizing teenagers

A report released last Tuesday revealed the viral social media craze coined the “Cold Water Challenge” is actually a Wisconsin reverend’s ploy to baptize thousands of teenagers.  The challenge consists of jumping into the nearest cold body of water, so as to purge the jumpers of sin and accept Christ into their lives. Those who are too lazy … Continue reading

Report: Nobody Wants Mumps
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Report: Nobody Wants Mumps

Following a report from University Health Services regarding the increase in confirmed mumps cases on campus, a recent survey of students revealed that nobody at the University of Wisconsin wants mumps. Mumps, also referred to as epidemic parotitis,  is a contagious viral disease typically resulting in painful swelling of the salivary glands. Males diagnosed with … Continue reading